Apparently:

• The New York Times has profiled Bruce Davidson.
• This is how to speak like a 1950s hipster.
• Microsoft has banned as many as a million players from Xbox Live for altering their consoles in order to play pirated versions of games.
• Suspected cannibals in Russia killed a young man, ate parts of him, and then sold other bits to a kebab house.
• A beverage company has asked a team to drill in Antarctica’s ice for a lost cache of some vintage Scotch whiskey that has been down there for a century.
• Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” video has an occult meaning.
• An ex-student has returned overdue books to a school library after 51 years; included $1,000 for fines.
• The drug does work.